Member Since 2011


Lassie
Member Since 1968


Einstein
Member Since 1955



Member Since 1890


Bela Lugosi
Member Since 1956


Neanderthal
Member Since 35,129 B.C.


Queen Victoria
Member Since 1901


Skull
Member Since 1124 A.D.


Lucy
Member Since 1989


Shakespeare
Member Since 1616


Elvis
Member Since 1977


Lincoln

Member Since 1865

Club Dead by David Samson

IT'S THE BUCKET LIST FOR THOSE
WHO'VE KICKED THE BUCKET!


Member Since 1948



Member Since 1507



Member Since 1947


Mother Teresa
Member Since 1997


Mummy
Member Since 2348 B.C.



Member Since 1793



Member Since 1980


Crazy Guy
Member Since 2:37 PM


Chief
Member Since 1883


Marilyn Monroe
Member Since 1962


Churchill
Member Since 1965


Alien from the future
Member Since 9087 A.D.

Life is so short, but luckily death is so long! Plenty of time to do all the things you never even dreamed of while still inhabiting the Earth. So if you’re a Pre-Deceased Person, rejoice! This brief existence we’ve all been condemned to is really a blessing in disguise! Because death is not the end, it’s the exciting beginning of a whole new life – or should we say lifeless - style! Yes indeed. CLUB DEAD is the ONLY place where members can:
  • Travel To See The Pyramids Of Egypt
    - Being Built!

  • Attend Séances Just To Get
    In Touch With The Living!

  • Hear Deceased Rock Stars
    Perform As “Dead Zeppelin”

  • Pick Out A Mafioso And Become
    His Guardian Angelo!

  • Do Public Speaking
    – Through Other People’s Mouths!

  • Learn If Bad Karma Is Really
    A Pre-Existing Condition!

  • Finally Make The Scene
    - Even Though You CAN’T Be Seen!
Let's face it. As a newly arrived angel, you don’t want to just wing it! You don’t want to be flapping around for several thousand years getting your bearings. You only die once and you don’t want to blow it. So don’t make any grave mistakes. Make sure you know all your options because your final deadline is fast approaching. That’s right. Buy this handy guide while you’re still alive. It’s the right book for those who haven’t left …YET!

Buy Now!Buy Now!Buy Now!


Club Dead Membership Card

CHECK OUT MORE BOOKS FROM FunnyEbooks.com

Club Dead
Buy Now

Kindle eBook. Only $1.99

HEAVEN CAN'T WAIT
Buy Now

Kindle eBook. Only $1.99

DON'T JUST WING IT
Buy Now

Kindle eBook. Only $1.99

Check Out More Books From Funny Guy At:
FunnyEbooks.com


David Samson - Funny Guy in the media
  Another Fine Site From ADVILLE
Monster Results!
Monster Results!