Club Dead

Member Since 2011

Lassie

Member Since 1968

Einstein

Member Since 1955

Member Since 1890

Bela Lugosi

Member Since 1956

Neanderthal

Member Since 35,129 B.C.

Queen Victoria

Member Since 1901

Skull

Member Since 1124 A.D.

Lucy

Member Since 1989

Shakespeare

Member Since 1616

Elvis

Member Since 1977

Lincoln

Member Since 1865

GET READY FOR THE BEST TIME
OF YOUR AFTERLIFE!

Member Since 1948

Member Since 1507

Member Since 1947

Mother Teresa

Member Since 1997

Mummy

Member Since 2348 B.C.

Member Since 1793

Member Since 1980

Crazy Guy

Member Since 2:37 PM

Chief

Member Since 1883

Marilyn Monroe

Member Since 1962

Churchill

Member Since 1965

Alien from the future

Member Since 9087 A.D.

IT'S THE BUCKET LIST FOR THOSE
WHO'VE KICKED THE BUCKET!

Life is so short, but luckily death is so long! Plenty of time to do all the things you never even dreamed of while still inhabiting the Earth. So if you’re a Pre-Deceased Person, rejoice! This brief existence we’ve all been condemned to is really a blessing in disguise! Because death is not the end, it’s the exciting beginning of a whole new life – or should we say lifeless - style! Yes indeed. CLUB DEAD is the ONLY place where members can:

Travel To See The Pyramids Of Egypt
- Being Built!
Attend Séances Just To Get
In Touch With The Living!
Hear Deceased Rock Stars
Perform As “Dead Zeppelin”
Pick Out A Mafioso And Become
His Guardian Angelo!
Do Public Speaking
– Through Other People’s Mouths!
Learn If Bad Karma Is Really
A Pre-Existing Condition!
Finally Make The Scene
- Even Though You CAN’T Be Seen!

Let's face it. As a newly arrived angel, you don’t want to just wing it! You don’t want to be flapping around for several thousand years getting your bearings. You only die once and you don’t want to blow it. So don’t make any grave mistakes. Make sure you know all your options because your final deadline is fast approaching. That’s right. Buy this handy guide while you’re still alive. It’s the right book for those who haven’t left …YET!